Oppo Bizarro

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 02/28/2016 at 19:19 • Filed to: BizarrOppo

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“The Delta Integrale doesn’t do anything for me.”*

*this is a false statement, it does EVERYTHING for me! This is what makes it a Bizarro-Post!

Now let’s be careful here, this is not an opportunity to confess anything. I just want some phrases that would be found on BizarrOppo. Show me whatcha got!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:20

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“I like Doug DeMuro articles”

Wobbles the Mind > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/28/2016 at 19:22

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FATALITY!!!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:25

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“In other news, Reliant has announced it’s latest hypercar - the Robin III.”

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:25

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I drive a BMW and don’t use my blinkers.

Crazy talk, I know.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:29

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Jalopnik FP commenters are great! Alissa Walker is one of the most knowledgable, and enthusiastic car writers I know of. Shame she’s so against public transport.

Wobbles the Mind > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 02/28/2016 at 19:31

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I saw that post right above, “My Land Cruiser is in the shop again :(” and “Why do Audi drivers leave so much space when following behind me?”

Matt Nichelson > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:38

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The Miata is the worst car ever built. Wagons, diesels, and manuals are all terrible. The color brown sucks.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:49

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The Toyota Camry drives like purest sports sedan that it is.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 19:56

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The Prius is the pinnacle of driving bliss.

Rainbow > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 20:26

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“I took my car to the shop for an oil change and tire rotation.”

TheJWT > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 20:28

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“Why don’t you just go on the front page instead?”

coqui70 > Wobbles the Mind 02/28/2016 at 20:55

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Mass transit is the future and is much more fun than driving around in a brown manual diesel station wagon.